Em's gotta catch 'em all:
"He is my sexual Charizard
Alex is my sexual Dark Raichu
Carolyn is my sexual Psyduck
Ariel is my sexual Blastoise
Goodnight my sexual Pokémon"
-Em


"Lets play: What was Tyler Trying to Draw?" -Alex
"It looks like a pickle in a sock." -Em
"It looks like a cucumber with a handle." -Carolyn
"Its a sustainable dildo adaptor!" -Em
"Ehhhhehhh?" -Ari